A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: «You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: «Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl»
The man says: «But I am not a New Yorker!»
«Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: ‘Brave American saves life of little girl'» – the policeman answers.
«But I am not an American!» – says the man.
«Oh, what are you then?»
The man says: – «I am an Arab from Iraq!»
The next day the newspapers says: «Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog».
(Joke sent by Deb to me this afternoon)